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Re: Michael Jackson Jokes.
Mon, July 20, 2009 - 11:35 AM -
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Re: Michael Jackson Jokes.
Mon, July 20, 2009 - 12:03 PM.
WOW!!!
how do I not see that???
Michael Jackson jokes!!!
at least 40 posts (so far) on the thread titled "Too early".
happy reading.
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Re: Michael Jackson Jokes.
Mon, July 20, 2009 - 12:09 PM.
or... no wait,,,,
its a soapbox on race relations...
with a few jokes thrown in...
sigh... what has happened to jokes tribe???
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Re: Michael Jackson Jokes.
Wed, July 22, 2009 - 9:49 AMI agree, Tom, where's the 'who gives a damn as long as it's funny'? stuff.
On of my favorite MJ jokes, when he was accused of molestion went, "How can you tell if Michael Jackson is throwing a party?
All the Hot Wheels in his driveway."
Lame, i admit, but out of all the bullshit and other whatevershit, that's the only one I remember.
I haven't yet clicked on any posted links here, yet.
Not sure if I want to.
Did you hear the one about the traveling farmer and the salesman's daughter?
I haven't either.
This little girl was watching the Weather Channel with her daddy about tornados raising hell. She asked, "Dad, did a tomato do all that?" -
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Re: Michael Jackson Jokes.
Wed, July 22, 2009 - 10:32 AMDid you hear the one about the traveling farmer and the salesman's daughter?
I haven't either.
Ummm, this one flew right over my head. I don't get the joke...
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Re: Michael Jackson Jokes.
Mon, July 20, 2009 - 12:22 PMI remember a lot of MJ jokes.
How do you know he's having a party?
By all the Hot Wheels parked in his drive way.
Seems like a waste of time now for some reason.
Let's go make fun of somebody that can fight back.
Ok, Tom, you make a joke on me, and I'll retaliate and everybody else can contriibute.
OR
Let's have a fine old time telling off'color racist sexist jokes.
Here's one.
The Detroit cops quit using German Shepherds, They haven't had a problem with the Germans for 75 years.
Now they're using blueticks, redbones and black 'n' tans.
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Re: Michael Jackson Jokes.
Mon, July 20, 2009 - 3:57 PMWhy did Michael Jackson like to spread cheese all over his knob?
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Re: Michael Jackson Jokes.
Tue, July 21, 2009 - 6:54 AMI heard that because he was 90% plastic they were gonna melt him down and make Legos out of him. So little children can still play with him.
I heard they found he died from food poisoning. Apparently he ate some twelve year old nuts.
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Re: Michael Jackson Jokes.
Tue, July 21, 2009 - 10:19 AMThis is for anyone familiar with English premier league football;
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Alex Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August.