Michael Jackson Jokes.

topic posted Mon, July 20, 2009 - 11:29 AM by  Tom
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Jus sayin...
should we be posting some?




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Tom
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  • Re: Michael Jackson Jokes.

    Mon, July 20, 2009 - 11:35 AM
    • Re: Michael Jackson Jokes.

      Mon, July 20, 2009 - 12:03 PM
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      WOW!!!

      how do I not see that???

      Michael Jackson jokes!!!
      at least 40 posts (so far) on the thread titled "Too early".

      happy reading.



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      • Re: Michael Jackson Jokes.

        Mon, July 20, 2009 - 12:09 PM
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        or... no wait,,,,


        its a soapbox on race relations...
        with a few jokes thrown in...




        sigh... what has happened to jokes tribe???





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        • Re: Michael Jackson Jokes.

          Wed, July 22, 2009 - 9:49 AM
          I agree, Tom, where's the 'who gives a damn as long as it's funny'? stuff.
          On of my favorite MJ jokes, when he was accused of molestion went, "How can you tell if Michael Jackson is throwing a party?
          All the Hot Wheels in his driveway."
          Lame, i admit, but out of all the bullshit and other whatevershit, that's the only one I remember.

          I haven't yet clicked on any posted links here, yet.
          Not sure if I want to.

          Did you hear the one about the traveling farmer and the salesman's daughter?
          I haven't either.

          This little girl was watching the Weather Channel with her daddy about tornados raising hell. She asked, "Dad, did a tomato do all that?"
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            Re: Michael Jackson Jokes.

            Wed, July 22, 2009 - 10:32 AM
            Did you hear the one about the traveling farmer and the salesman's daughter?
            I haven't either.

            Ummm, this one flew right over my head. I don't get the joke...
      • Re: Michael Jackson Jokes.

        Mon, July 20, 2009 - 12:22 PM
        I remember a lot of MJ jokes.
        How do you know he's having a party?
        By all the Hot Wheels parked in his drive way.
        Seems like a waste of time now for some reason.
        Let's go make fun of somebody that can fight back.

        Ok, Tom, you make a joke on me, and I'll retaliate and everybody else can contriibute.

        OR

        Let's have a fine old time telling off'color racist sexist jokes.
        Here's one.
        The Detroit cops quit using German Shepherds, They haven't had a problem with the Germans for 75 years.
        Now they're using blueticks, redbones and black 'n' tans.

        Seriousely. Don't take yourself seroius.
        It's a bad habit.
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          Re: Michael Jackson Jokes.

          Mon, July 20, 2009 - 3:57 PM
          Why did Michael Jackson like to spread cheese all over his knob?

          Coz kids love the taste of dairylea!
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            Tue, July 21, 2009 - 6:54 AM
            I heard that because he was 90% plastic they were gonna melt him down and make Legos out of him. So little children can still play with him.

            I heard they found he died from food poisoning. Apparently he ate some twelve year old nuts.
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    Re: Michael Jackson Jokes.

    Tue, July 21, 2009 - 10:19 AM
    This is for anyone familiar with English premier league football;

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?

    Alex Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August.

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