jack and jill joke

topic posted Tue, May 6, 2008 - 4:14 PM by  joe
Jack and Jill get engaged, but before they marry Jack says to Jill
'Jill, I have to confess, my penis is infant sized'
Jill replies, 'thats a shock but i dont mind, I love you I'll learn to live with it'
So they get married, and on the honeymoon Jill puts her hand down Jacks trousers and starts screaming.
I thought you said your penis was infant sized??!?!?!'
' It is' Jack replied, 'Its 7lbs, 4oz and 12 inches long.
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joe
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