Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. For example, when someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. However, I do need some advice from you regarding some of the other
specific laws and how to follow them.
1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev.1:9). The problem is
my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
3. I know that I am allowed no contact
with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual
uncleanliness - Lev.15:19-24. The problem is, how do I
tell? I have tried asking, but most women take
offense.
4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?
9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting
two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them (Lev.24:10-16)? Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
Your devoted fan,
Mike
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. For example, when someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. However, I do need some advice from you regarding some of the other
specific laws and how to follow them.
1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev.1:9). The problem is
my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
3. I know that I am allowed no contact
with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual
uncleanliness - Lev.15:19-24. The problem is, how do I
tell? I have tried asking, but most women take
offense.
4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?
9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting
two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them (Lev.24:10-16)? Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
Your devoted fan,
Mike
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Re: Dear Dr. Laura
Sun, April 27, 2008 - 9:20 PM
Dr. Laura will answer all your questions on every subject because she knows everything.
She gave up her Jewish shtick a couple years ago. She was probably afraid the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob might have better references than she does with her doctorate in PHYSIOLOGY. -
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Re: Dear Dr. Laura
Sun, April 27, 2008 - 10:06 PMDear Dr. Laura. You suck. You are a stupid cunt and I hate you.
Mr. M
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Re: Dear Dr. Laura
Mon, April 28, 2008 - 7:24 AMOne of my favorite "Frasier" episodes is a parody of Dr. Laura. -
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Re: Dear Dr. Laura
Mon, April 28, 2008 - 7:31 AMThe West Wing did this rather well I thought. I don't know who originally wrote it.
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Re: Dear Dr. Laura
Mon, April 28, 2008 - 4:10 PMThe "West Wing" episode was great. Thanks, Nolen! -
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Re: Dear Dr. Laura
Mon, April 28, 2008 - 5:09 PMIsn't she owned? I mean married? same thing. Should we also smite her owner/husband for letting a woman not only think for herself but also talk without being spoken to first? Just wondering. Knightmare. -
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Re: Dear Dr. Laura
Tue, May 6, 2008 - 6:55 PMwww.youtube.com/watch - On the 700 Club
I don't think she's totally lame. I think she means well actually. Her book reminds me of Carolyn Myss' book Why People Don't Heal and How They Can. I wonder if she's familiar with it. She would probably think Carolyn is "of the devil."
www.youtube.com/watch - Carolyn Myss
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