Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying
to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class
by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher
said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No,
ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by
yourself!"
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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed
cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he
asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then
began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?"
asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying
attention in class. She called on him and said,
"Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny
quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to
their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to
a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the
youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was
the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman.
"The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little
Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his
pictur e ?"
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He
watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his
hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing
that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses
, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good
shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I
think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ."