(Ok, you are asking who in the hell is ' Larry ' ? )

Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, " Where in the hell have you been? "

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo? " she frowned. " What kind of tattoo did you get? "

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?!" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates? "

"Well...

One, I like to watch my money grow;
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money; and
Three, I like how money feels in my hand...and, lastly -- Instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Larry is recovering in room 232 at the Hospital.