joke

topic posted Sun, May 4, 2008 - 9:41 AM by  joe
Two women were chatting.

"My 15 year old son is getting to be a right little bastard, hanging about in a gang, never coming to visit his grandparents with me - honestly, I sometimes think he wouldn't care if I died", the first woman said.

"I'm lucky in that respect", the second woman said, "My son is 22 now and loves his old mum, he snuggles up on the sofa with me of a night to watch TV, always gives me a kiss and hug whenever he is going out or going up to bed, we even do paintings together at weekends."

"I know", says the first woman "sometimes I wish my son had Downs Syndrome too."
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joe
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