Senility

topic posted Wed, April 30, 2008 - 11:58 AM by 
An elderly man went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up."

"That's not senility," replied the doctor. "Senility is when you forget to zip down."


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  • Re: Senility

    Wed, April 30, 2008 - 6:46 PM
    If the bathroom light comes on automatically when you open the door, stop a minute and make sure it's not really the refrigerator.

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